So there we were, my mom and I…innocently waiting in line at the Old Navy in Downtown Dadeland this afternoon, when the ever present credit card pusher started walking up and down the line asking people in Spanish if we wanted to take advantage of the 20% discount. We nicely told her we weren’t interested…but she kept coming back, until finally as we were next in the line she came up to us and said, “The managers and supervisors are lazy. Look at these long lines, and they don’t do anything to help. Look the manager…fat woman, I just saw her walk out, and there she is, fat Mexican not doing anything. Oh, look—there she goes (manager in question starts making her way behind a register)…so fat”

Just when we finished and we had no idea what to say we heard the magic words, “Next in line please.” and we laughed all the way to the cash register…